Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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