Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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