the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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