I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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