Buhtt sex?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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