Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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