bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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