Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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