I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ketchup is God's man juice
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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