I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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