They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish i was in the wii world.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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