I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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