It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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