covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Randomize
