we're blogging at a bar
Your tits are I can't wait for
what day is it and did you see me today?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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