no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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