i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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