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so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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