I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
