Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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