he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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