my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dicks are not precious.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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