Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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