At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
