I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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