im so drunk with asians
where?
always
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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