I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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