you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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