It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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