Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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