I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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