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(862): View more from New Jersey

The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

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(301): View more from Maryland

Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again

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(940): View more from Texas

Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.

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(760): View more from California

i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous

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(305): View more from Florida

and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.

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(330): View more from Ohio

White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.

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(775): View more from Nevada

FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left

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(651): View more from Minnesota

First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet

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