"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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