No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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