C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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