so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
