yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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