Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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