I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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