All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
