the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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