you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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