You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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