i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Randomize
