yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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