Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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