I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So much rum. So many feels.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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