ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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