so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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