So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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