I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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