Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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