dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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