yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
zippers are such a cool invention
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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