Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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