Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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