She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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